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Installing Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance -
particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and
then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.,
and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but
to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, that Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You
Loved Me.htm" and try to
download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. But
remember, over use of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or
Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is
a very bad program that will download the Snoring
Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0
(it runs a virus in
the background, that will eventually seize control
of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck
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