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Miss Universe Q&A Session??
question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen. 美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立…… (applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌 question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull) 西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌 question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌 question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers. 印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms india: because it works day and night...... 印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。 (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car. 马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车 。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形 。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌 question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu ( to lose). 新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。 applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane. 中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 question: how can you say so? 问:为什么呢? ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端
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Love is not measured by how you feel but how you make other feel. I'm not sure how I make you feel but I'm 100% sure that how you make me feel is definitely.....
LOVE
I Love You..
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烦...
今天去了朋友家,刚好看到他家里有沙包,就借了来用用...
二十多公斤的沙包就这样的受了我接近半小时的拳打脚踢..出了一身汗,仿佛把心里所有的烦恼都丢掉了..
但事实上,我真的没有烦恼了吗??不...
还是忘不了发生在我们之间的事...
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爱的告白..
删除了之前的两个entries,两个根本就不应该出现的entries.. 今天,跟她sms,发现到其实我最爱的还是她..
管它之前出现过的四个她,或五个她都只是“喜欢”而已...
她说她是idiot, 我说我才是..到底谁才是呢??她说她从来不曾珍惜过我对她的付出,而我就不顾一切的为她付出一切...最好的一切...
现在,我只想对她说:我爱你!!永远永远只爱你!!!
我无法答应能满足你所有的要求,但我会把最好的都给你...
除了你,这世界上其他女的我都不要,我可以很肯定地说,你是我的所有!!!
我爱你!!!
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